Hazel “mailto:amy.reid@surreynowleader.com" Brothel ❤️❤️

About Almere

Now, brothels been around forever, innit? Oldest job, they say – bollocks to that, it’s the oldest scam! Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, stone beds and all – imagine shaggin’ on that, your arse’d be cryin’! Little fact for ya – them Romans scribbled prices on walls, like a takeaway menu. “Two sesterces for a quickie” – bargain, eh? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearing twat haggled over it.